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Roxanne

Roxanne
Roxanne (1987)

IMDB rating: 6.60

Plot: This is a remake of Cyrano de Bergerac, one of the most celebrated plays of the French theater, written by Edmond Rostand. Instead of being set in 17th century France, “Cyrano” has been changed to “Charlie”, a fire chief in a small town in Washington. Roxanne, played by the beautiful Darryl Hanna, rents a house for the summer to look at comets and Charlie quickly falls for her. Charlie is intelligent, funny, and sensitive, but all his fine qualities are unfortunately overshadowed by his very large nose (”Excuse me, it that your nose or did a bus park on your face?”). Charlie’s friend, Chris, on the other hand, is quite attractive, but superficial and awkward with words, especially around women (he has a tendency to throw up a lot). Both men are enthralled with Roxanne, but she, in a shallow but predictable move, shows interest in the handsome Chris. Chris is tongue-tied around her — everything that comes out of his mouth is either vulgar or indecipherable. So he asks Charlie for help. Charlie, inspired, writes 3 love letters a day to Roxanne, unbeknownst to Chris. Charlie’s eloquent letters work, because Roxanne falls in love with Chris. But Chris can’t meet Roxanne’s expectations in person and he soon runs off with a waitress who is “pretty cute, too”.

Directors: Schepisi Fred

Actors: Martin Steve,Rossovich Rick,Kapelos John,Willard Fred,Alexander Max,Pollard Michael J.,Mittleman Steve,Wayans Damon,Lattanzi Matt,Comedy,Drama,Romance,

Why did Erin and Roxanne split..from rin on the rox?
Why did erin and roxanne split from rin on the rox? i think they did..
but why?????? what happened? cuz i was in youtube and i saw some of roxanne’s videos alone without erin..whyy!?!?


i don’t think they split up. sometimes roxanne does vids without erin because she’s just too busy or something. simple.
:) | Dec 26, 2009

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Choking Man

Choking Man
Choking Man (2006)

IMDB rating: 6.30

Plot: Choking Man is an intense blend of psychological drama and magical realism that encapsulates the contemporary immigrant experience in America. Jorge is a morbidly shy Ecuadorian dishwasher toiling away in a shabby Jamaica, Queens, New York diner run by Rick. He works all day long in the shadow of the ever-present Heimlich Maneuver instruction poster which hangs in the diner kitchen. From his solitary kitchen corner, Jorge gropes mutely for a bond with Amy, the newly hired Chinese waitress and even though she tries to reciprocate, the gulf that separates them may be too large. On the job he is continually tormented by his coworker Jerry and at home in his Harlem boarding, under the psychological control of his domineering ‘roomate,’ he battles his inner demons. Set in the vicinity of JFK airport, the most culturally diverse neighborhood in the world, Choking Man captures the feeling of claustrophobia and almost literal asphyxiation newcomers to America experience as they struggle to find a place and purpose in this strange land.

Directors: Barron Steve

Actors: Gomez Berrios Octavio,Paul Aaron,Patinkin Mandy,Alvarado Mando,Andino Paolo,Barron Oliver,Brenninkmeyer Philippe,Ginn Rupak,Jones Russell G.,Roffe Al,Suarez Alfredo,Drama,

I almost got RAPED by a bunch of GIRLS just now 5 minutes ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
man what the hell is going on, I swear Im not lying I went outside to get something to eat

and suddenly 5 girls attack me they hit me everywhere, 1 of them tried taking my pants off
but I had a nosespray in my pocket so I used it on her eyes
and I ran away but they chased me, after I ran for about 10 minutes I stole a car it didnt had keys in it so I used my techniques to start it when I was in the car they jumped all over my windows n shit, I gave full gas and they all fell of my car, just when I thought I was rid of them 1 of them was hiding in the car in the backside, shee grabbed my neck and started licking my face, she was almost choking meh then I opened her door and she fell of my car, I heard her screaming, Come back! I want you marry you and shit like i dunno…
then I about 5 minutes away from my home I dumped the car in a river and came home cause I didnt want to park the car near my house…

damn that was close seriously man what da hell is going on
hey guys help, I think they are waiting for me


were you dreaming?
?Ele? | Dec 15, 2009


uhhhh idk sounds fuced up tho
Trackrunner2 | Dec 15, 2009


those where drag queens
Tony | Dec 15, 2009


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
phone the police
Waiting for the 1 | Dec 15, 2009


and you’re on Yahoo answers??
jas13chat | Dec 15, 2009


Welcome to my world. I can’t go outside anymore :( Dixon Bainbridge III | Dec 15, 2009


Look, Mr Pattinson, you understood what you were getting into when you agreed to be pale and brooding for two hours at a time on screen. Now put this pancake makeup on and get back to the set before we sue you for breach of contract.
Dr. Thaddeus Venture | Dec 15, 2009


I think somebody should move this question to the Mental Health section as this clearly did not happen and the poster is mentally ill.
Martin | Dec 15, 2009


you’re full of crap
Revolution | Dec 15, 2009


Vampires?? you are hot maybe

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index; _ylt=Ah8_kJgk09c5zI_I2E6SRXDsy6IX;_ylv=3 ?qid=20091215124748AAHIhON
Kate | Dec 15, 2009


what are u smoking?
For All Tid | Dec 15, 2009


well, i’m the girl you pushed out of the car and tbh, you could have had the common courtesy to at least sleep with me after pushing me out a moving car. humph!
AJ

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